In #14742 we introduced a cached lookup of the `nobody` user, which is only ever
called on Unixish machines. But the initial caching was being done in an `init`
block, which meant it was being run on Windows as well. This prevents the Nomad
agent from starting on Windows.
An alternative fix here would be to have a separate `init` block for Windows and
Unix, but this potentially masks incorrect behavior if we accidentally added a
call to the `Nobody()` method on Windows later. This way we're forced to handle
the error in the caller.
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