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chucknorris: fix typos (#9012)

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@ -148,15 +148,15 @@ Chuck Norris doesn't read. He just stares at the book until he gets the informat
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Chuck Norris doesn't throw up if he drinks too much. Chuck Norris throws down!
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Chuck Norris doesn’t brew up tea. He sucks the bag.
Chuck Norris doesn't brew up tea. He sucks the bag.
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Chuck Norris doesn’t eat salad, he eats vegetarians
Chuck Norris doesn't eat salad, he eats vegetarians
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Chuck Norris doesn’t wash his clothes, he disembowels them.
Chuck Norris doesn't wash his clothes, he disembowels them.
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Chuck Norris doesn’t wear a watch. HE decides what time it is.
Chuck Norris doesn't wear a watch. HE decides what time it is.
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Chuck Norris dosent carry a list. He always knows what to do.
Chuck Norris doesn't carry a list. He always knows what to do.
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Chuck Norris drives an ice cream truck covered in human skulls.
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@ -170,7 +170,7 @@ Chuck Norris found the last digit of pie
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Chuck Norris had a knife thrown at him............ the knife didn't impale him, he impaled the knife
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Chuck Norris has a battlecruiser AND a car.
Chuck Norris has a battle cruiser AND a car.
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Chuck Norris has killed the Dead Sea
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@ -188,7 +188,7 @@ Chuck Norris is currently suing NBC, claiming Law and Order are trademarked name
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Chuck Norris is currently suing any broadway theater that plays "The Nutcracker". He claims its an infringement on his "other" roundhouse kick.
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Chuck Norris is entitiled to his own facts.
Chuck Norris is entitled to his own facts.
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Chuck Norris is my Homeboy.
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@ -204,7 +204,7 @@ Chuck Norris is ten feet tall, weighs two-tons, breathes fire, and could eat a h
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Chuck Norris is the ghost in paranormal activity.
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Chuck Norris is the life of parties he dosen't attend
Chuck Norris is the life of parties he doesn't attend.
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Chuck Norris is the meaning of life. Too bad he's also the meaning of death.
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@ -546,7 +546,7 @@ The square root of Chuck Norris is pain. Do not try to square Chuck Norris. Th
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The sun only rises every morning because Chuck Norris allows it to.
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The truth hurts dosen't it, Chuck Norris' truth kills.
The truth hurts, doesn't it? Chuck Norris' truth kills.
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There is no chin behind Chuck Norris' beard. There is only another fist.
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